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toebeens:

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

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my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

Source: jesterdevils

pomrania:

clatterbane:

feministism:

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(On Twitter)

[Image description: screenshots of tweets by amy d @AmyDentata. Transcription follows.]

yes, even criminals are people
that’s
how
human
rights
work

because once you stop working that way,
you
can
make
anyone
into
a
criminal

but people say “oh it’s about criminals, so that’s ok”
it’s
not
ok
to
dehumanize
anyone
and once you let the state dehumanize anyone, they’ll eventually come after you, too

the law does not define morality
slavery was legal
the holocaust was legal
only allowing non-criminals to be human means you give up any and all moral authority to the state, which by design has no concept of morality

if you let criminality dehumanize people, you have rejected the very foundation of morality

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Source: feministism

drinkspill:

drinkspill:

drinkspill:

2017 better be nice to my mom

2018 better be nice to my mom

2019 better be nice to my mom

Source: drinkspill

thatswhywelovegermany:
“ imagesofperfection:
“ gtfomulder:
“ nichtschwert:
“ irishfino:
“ ithelpstodream:
“ “it’s just a parking lot”
exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.
”
[drives over hitler’s death site]
”
Bloody...

thatswhywelovegermany:

imagesofperfection:

gtfomulder:

nichtschwert:

irishfino:

ithelpstodream:

“it’s just a parking lot”

exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.

[drives over hitler’s death site]

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Bloody amazing.

And you know what’s right next to it?

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That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews.

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So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there.

Makes ya think, doesn’t it?

Germany: *has a literal parking lot over Hitler’s death site and has the memorial for the murdered Jews right next to it*

America: *has statues and museums dedicated to people who believed slavery was so amazing and good they decided to make their own country and murder anyone who disagreed*

Women, the streets near the car park are named after:

Gertrud Kolmar - German Jewish poet murdered in Auschwitz

Hannah Arendt - famous German Jewish philosopher and author, her works on totalitarianism, authority and the nature of power, who fled Nazi Germany in 1933

Cora Berliner - German Jewish economist and social scientist murdered in Trostinets extermination camp

(New streets in Berlin should be named after notable female figures in history until they approximately match the number of streets named after male figures; hence only female Jews here.)

Source: ithelpstodream

demonicalamari:

richardalexanderrr:

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

Forbidden dandelion

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i-am-l-ananas:
“ me, having to block this spectacularly named bot:
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i-am-l-ananas:

me, having to block this spectacularly named bot:

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youngbloodthekilljoy:

setheverman:

setheverman:

you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

you: the worst post of 2016

me, an intellectual: modern art

Source: setheverman

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

you know what? 2019 mood

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whoopace-kosi:

mydeepbluegoldentattoo:

hollyblueagate:

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

jesus christ

Source: hollyblueagate

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

Source: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

bob-belcher:

F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One with All the Resolutions (S05E11)

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stream:
“Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) dir. David Slade
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stream:

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) dir. David Slade

Source: stream

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blenderweaselhasopinions:

hollowedskin:

prokopetz:

Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

  • There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street
  • Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position
  • One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it
  • It was raining
  • One of them saw a weird bug

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

Dogs really aren’t much better.  I teach all my dogs the command “show me”.  How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is.  Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc).  But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-

  • They pulled the covers off my bed and now they want me to put the covers back
  • They put their ball on top of the ottoman but the ottoman won’t throw it for them
  • The cat is sleeping and won’t chase them
  • A flower fell off the potted plant
  • The cat is sitting in a box and they don’t like it
  • One of them lost their bandana
  • The cat won’t take the toy they’re trying to give her
  • The cat DID take the toy they gave her and now they want it back

Source: prokopetz