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thegaymertrainer:

Brennan is just the best

whitepeoplestealingculture:

He Mele No Lilo from Lilo and Stitch 

vykodlak:

the bad news is that my mom was sad that her eggplants haven’t been growing; however, it turns out that the reason her eggplants haven’t been growing is because her eggplants were actually spinach. The good news is that her spinach is growing very well. She was also sad that her peppers haven’t been growing either, but it turns out that the peppers were actually eggplant. And I’m happy to report that the eggplant is also growing very well.

kedreeva:

shadowknight1224:

mav-exe:

ilikeit-art:

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Ok so this is just amazing

@kedreeva

Cannot believe this person just welded a forking peacock

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

guerrillatech:

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severalowls:

Thinking fondly about the entire genre of victorian hauntings that were “everybody who stayed in the house after dark saw weird shit going on for months until the entire structure suddenly combusted of its own ghostly accord” which abruptly ended as soon as we stopped lighting our homes with vast quantities of odorless gas

classically-lit-memes4u:

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

rin-haitani:

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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE EVERYONE 🎉✨🎄

anime: Saint Oniisan

tanukifucker91:

helloitsbees:

rhymneybelle:

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bogleech:

funnier and more horrifying every single year

swarnpert:

swarnpert:

i don’t believe in torture methods but i do believe jeff bezos should be forced to work in one of his amazon warehouses for the rest of his life and also in hell when he dies forever and ever and demons should poke and prod his shitty body if he stops for even one second

clap if you think he should suffer

lunarexpressions:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

[Transcript:

Hi, this is how I wrap presents for people with lower fine motor control; it could be older people, younger people, people with disabilities.

You can use ribbon you already have for wrapping present, and I measured around the item I am about to wrap leaving a little bit of room for the handle.

I taped the beginning end of the ribbon to the box and then loop back the extra ribbon to make a handle, and it should look something like this

You can wrap pretty much like you normally do as long as you make sure that the handle is exposed .

You could even tie something onto the handle for extra support

All done!

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